Dude just met a girl. They went home together and a while after start to make love.
When the dude enters her, he pumps for exactly 30 seconds. Then suddenly, he pulls completely out, rolls off, and lay beside her for 20 seconds.
Then he rolls back on.
He enters his woman. Starts making love for exactly 30 seconds, withdraws, rolls off, and takes his 20 second break.
After a few repeats, his woman started getting frustrated. "What the hell is the matter with you?"
He said, "Work reflex. My body does this all day at work."
And what is it that you do?
"Ngemis di lampu merah."
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Footnote:
1. Pengemis lampu merah boso enggrese opo?
2. Karya asli.
3. Ini adalah posting pertama dari Blackberry.
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